Vegie Hedgey

The act of a vegetarian giving a head job.

man michael got a vegie hedgey off jade!

by jkjkjkjk121 October 20, 2010

Hedger

Someone of Anglo-Russian descent who is notorious yet illusive in his home town or city and is most commonly feared by small children and minority groups.

Can also be used to describe someone who is mentally unstable or involved crimes against peace.

John: I saw Nick in New Milton the other day. . . i've heard so much about his crimes against peace.

Mark: Are you sure it was him? He's very illusive.

John: Oh yeah, he's a proper Hedger.

by Philip hahahahahaha May 21, 2009

Hedger

A great guy who is really fun to be around, but unknowingly leads on most of his female friends with his niceness and gentlemanliness.

Girl: Oh! There's Dan. He's do cute and nice.
Friend: Don't do it. He's a Hedger. You'll only ever be friends and get your heart stepped on.
Girl: Oh, thanks for the heads up.

by Saddayyo February 4, 2015

Hedgey

An adjective to describe a skinny wierd person that buys a hedgehog and accessories for it

That weird ass hedgey girl bought gloves for her hedgehog

by Darnell Fish February 4, 2019

Hedgeyaoi

The sexual relationship between two or more male hedgehogs.

Fangirl 1: Oh my god, Shannon, look at this hot hedgeyaoi I just found on dA!

Fangirl 2: Oh-em-gee! Shadilver is totally fucking hot!

by xHazelEyesx April 2, 2009

hedgey

a big-haired gremlin with big feet and hairy toes.
Has a language of his own.

'Jonah you're wrong'
'loser wilson'
'BAILEYBAILEYBAILEY'
mr. nobsworth
"don't do a hedgey"
hi from mr. hatton, have you finished your used cars coursework for mrs wake yet?

by Wilson, Bailey, Nobley, Jonah, Mr Hatton March 3, 2005

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

A hedgerow can also refer to one's pubic hair, therefore a bustle in your hedgerow can mean to become sexually aroused.

John had a bustle in his hedgerow for Jane as soon as he saw her.

by Modshacker September 19, 2005