Hedge Head

Hedge - referring to George <i>Bush</i>
Head - referring to follower

A Hedge Head is someone, usually ignorant, who is always standing up for George Bush when someone makes a remark about him.

Humza: Bush was such a crappy president

Logan: What! No he wasn't! Lets see you do a better job! What did he do wrong, huh?

Humza: Break first amendment right with the patriot act, invade Iraq on faulty information, and refuse to leave even after 5 years, break the rules of the Geneva convention, hand out enormous tax cuts to the top 2 percent of the wealthiest Americans while leaving the other 98 percent out to dry, support Freddy Mac and Franny May. Just to name a few mistakes.

Logan: So, that doesn't matter! He was amazing... etc.

Jeremy: *under breath* Logan's such a fucking hedge head

by ItsNotLiquor March 7, 2009

edgehead

Someone who is a fan of WWE Superstar Edge. Other names used to refer to these people are morons, assclowns, and Fecalfeliacs.

I'm an Edgehead! I fucked your girlfriend!

by Bhester Version 1.0 July 31, 2005

edgehead

Instead of pothead who is someone that smokes pot edgehead is someone who is straight edge.

I'm an edgehead because I'm straight edge.

by bullethole February 21, 2005

hedgebreader

Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.

Justin is a big hedgebreader when it comes to whole wheat

by Paul April 12, 2004

hedgered

When someone with the First Name Andrew last Name Hedger asks to make plans then no calls and goes along with the daily activities.

Wow John, Andrew really Hedgered us this weekend.

by Dj Dave August 4, 2018

hedgehoagie

A delicious hedgehog sandwich, specifically a hoagie.

A hedgehog making itself comfortable between two hoagie rolls,

My wife packed me a hedgehoagie for lunch today.

by lost fox boy December 30, 2023