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Huddersfield Town

A small club from Kirklees surrounded by larger, more successful clubs like Bradford, Leeds and Halifax. Thought they were the dogs bollox (pun not intended) when they spent two years being whipping boys in the Premier League. Unfortunately, most of the glory boys have buggered off and now all you hear is singing about the afore mentioned bigger clubs in their sparsely populated ground and they watch the out of towners kick the bag of wind into their goal several times a game.
"Fookin ell Huddersfield Town really are shit aren't they? Time to start singing about the Bratfud bottlers and L666ds imploding again, OOOOERRR to be a Terrier!"
"Nah Relax mate, let's just go find some cocker spaniel porn and rub one out."
by SpursRShit June 26, 2023
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Huddersfield

Huddersfield is a large Mill Town in the West Yorkshire area of 'The North' affectionately known as 'Uddersfield' by the locals, the Town served as the Capital of Yorkshire during its seventeen year breakaway from the rest of the United Kingdom in 1848-1865

The largest and greatest area of Huddersfield was Lindley until it was discovered that Lindley had been moved to Bradford in the back of a Ford Transit van.

The town of Huddersfield lies in the Colne Valley, where the surrounding hills give an excellent view of the permanent yellow smog that hangs over the town.
To the east lie the tourist attractions of the ICI complex, the shopping complexes and Leeds Road, the main escape route out of Huddersfield.

The approach to Huddersfield in all directions is lined by a selection of everything's-a-pound shops, Netto, Lidl, and derelict buildings.

There is also a new Lidl store that offers a wide variety of biologically damaging foodstuffs imported from former states of the USSR.
You know that Jamie McCombe that wrote one of the definitions slagging off Huddersfield? Well he's a central defender for Huddersfield Town now, so shove that up your arse Lincoln
by CJR1994 July 11, 2011
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Fruity Henderson

A sex act that involves the foam from a root beer and a womans anus.
I'm really in the mood for a fruity henderson.
by Jakilac December 28, 2008
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Hendersonville

A city located in Western North Carolina that is a retirement community that boasts a surprisingly large number of teenagers. The town has four schools, each with their own stereotypes and particular habits. Main Street is the central source of excitement for the youth. The town, while smaller on the map, is a nice retreat from the hippie-intense and artistically vibrant city of Asheville, as the elderly make sure that nothing too extreme happens.

Times to visit include:

The changing of leaves, in the fall.
(See The Weather Channel for dates)

The Apple Festival
(Labor Day weekend. Then please leave as soon as possible.)
The Garden Jubilee
(Memorial Day weekend. Again, please leave as soon as festivities are over. We don't want you blocking traffic.)

The town also boasts an incredible Facebook pages of memes that highlight local events, shootings, and car damages from the local high school.
Hendersonville
by cthulhu July 1, 2012
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Jamie hudderson

An anonymous Instagram account used for "inside man business". Nobody knows who is behind this account or who he works for. If you ever come across him, refer to him as your commanding officer - or bad things happen.
"Jamie hudderson text me yesterday, I called him a bitch.. My Intire family is dead now."
by Hudderson waters December 17, 2019
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Cheeky Henderson

The act of intentionally inserting your penis into the butthole, but pretending it was an accident.
Joshua Samuel: bro I did a cheeky Henderson last night she didn’t know what hit her.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.
by Connormacdaddy June 16, 2021
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Hedder

Italian-English for 'Heather'(Not to be confused with header). Woman I will be marrying. Has a booty.
"I really like your swedder, Hedder!"
by Paul the 1st May 2, 2005
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