Hebrew

1. Ethnic reference, a descendant of Abraham. Often confused with Ethnic Semite (descendant of Shem), Ethnic Israelite (descendant of Jacob-Israel), and/or Ethnic Jew (descendant of Judah). These terms are somewhat but not always synonymous. IE, the chronolgical genealogical order is: Shem/Semite > Abraham/Hebrew > Israel/Israelite > Judah/Jew.

2. Jews trace ancestory through the mother only. Hebrews trace ancestory through either parent.

3. Spiritual Hebrews (or Israelites) are people who worship Yahweh, eat kosher, and observe the Biblical holy days of Leviticus 23. May or may not be Jews. May or may not be Christians.

1. I'm Hebrew; I'm a descendant of Abraham. Jews are descendants of Judah. All Jews are Hebrew, but not all Hebrews are Jews.

2. I know my mom isn't Jewish, but my dad is. Besides I never said I was Jewish, I'm Hebrew.

3. I don't work on Saturday; I'm Hebrew.

by Rabbi Shlomoh Geffen May 19, 2006
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Hebrew

The language of the Jewish! שלום
Hey how are you?-שלום. משלומך I love hebrew
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Hebrew

Language spoken by Hebrewans
Jesus, King of the Hebrewans, spoke Hebrew
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Hebrew

(from 'Hebrew split'): a quantity of marijuana too small to request from a dealer, typically 1.75g, or half the minimum sale amount of a given retailer. A Hebrew split is usually obtained by pooling funds between 2 people, and splitting the purchase.
Anyone down to get a Hebrew with me on Friday?
by Necron512 December 11, 2009
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Hebrew slave

To be overworked beyond the point of complete physical and mental exhaustion. Always for the benefit and/or gain of someone else with little to no concern for those completing the work.
Dan: “What’s been going on with you here lately? Haven’t seen you in I don’t even know how long.”
Mike: “Dude, I can’t even remember the last time I had a day off. Since the company was audited last month, the higher ups have been working us like Hebrew slaves to prepare the files and documents for the IRS.”
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Hebrew Canoe

Very large four door car from the 1970's-1980's that has the ability to carry a massive pay-load of humans.
Dude did you see the size of that Hebrew Canoe rollin down the hwy.
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Hebrew class

Hebrew class only has one word to describe it... HELL. I have had it every day for the past 4 years and don't understand a single word. Basically, if you have this class you're screwed. I hope that brings you comfort.
Hebrew speaking person:וואו היית נחוש להבין את זה
me: the fuck? ? This is America dumbass WE SPEAK ENGLISH

Hebrew speaking person: לעזאזל אית
me: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME I NO HABLA HEBREW.

Basically Hebrew class means hell
by tenkai22345 October 28, 2020
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