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Heartichoke

A male (human) technology hater, with a potty mouth, who is adept at grabbing freely floating ideas and churning them into whimsical melodies on child-sized pianos; these types of individuals, occasionally, resort to using the old rabbit-in-the-hat trick to numb their audience into submission.

See brokehipster site under music blogs -April 25th entry
Only a heartichoke could beat the crap out of a TV like that!
by Ned Zeppelin May 31, 2011
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Heartdick

The collective term for the organ that pumps blood and the male genitals. When a situation, person, picture, or thing arouses both sexual and emotional feelings, you feel it in your heartdick.
That girl is so fucking cute, my heartdick just exploded.
by pthetallguy August 22, 2017
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heartsnake

Weapon of assault. Favorite of mothers. Often used for "finishing move."
The 'Tips really gave us the heartsnake out there.

Georgie's heartsnake is all the buzz.

It's a bird, it's a plane...nah, it's Robby's heartsnake.
by jinxproof69 June 4, 2016
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hartwick

hartwick: more like HARTWACK! The finest Drug and Alcohol Institution. With church steeples and vine covered dormatories. Drinking on Monday's through Thursdays like it's New Years, in one of Oneonta's shit holes percieved to be a bar.
hartwick: 38 G's a year, shitty commons food, and drunken weeknights. Come with hopes of a education, leaving with a drinking, and/or drug habait :)
by jackass4u727 December 17, 2007
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eheartsick

I'm very eheartsick over my relationship on the internet.
by Kyle_xx03 July 3, 2019
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hearts4corykenshin

a hot seggze masoline man so hot
who hearts4corykenshin
hot seggze person who is man
by rosieposiegosie February 7, 2022
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Hartwick College

A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.
Big Tuition Costs + Big Hills = Rich Kids Gettin into Shape
by yan April 12, 2005
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