Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.
"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"
"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"
"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"
"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"
"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"
by William Woody August 13, 2005
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The first are the posh, snobby, designer branded bitches who call mummy and daddy at the slightest problem and demand to take your chinese. they go through their 20 grand horses like primark thongs in summer. they have an undenying obsession with schoffel agris, when rly they are just after their fat trust fund. It is very easy to spot theses girls because they have there horses liveried in the most luxurious barns going at hartpury.
The Second type of Hartpury Equine Girls are the smart sucks ups who have a normal style without that posh twat look... These girls are very rare as they only come out of there blocks in a fire drill... Theses girls are fucking lunatics that should stay away from the drink unless u want to be traumatized by their psychotic mind and do not take any bullshit or fuck around with the Agri or Rugby wannabe twats...
At last but not least the third type... Theses girls are lazy as fuck ! & thick as constipation. they are just pure attention seekers with no fashion sense eg. yellow thongs under primark black leggings. they are the biggest idiots going and would ask for help on how to take shit from a stable at the end of the year because of there lazy fucking asses. When given help these girls look at u with a glum in the face then waddle (to waste time) to another unsuspecting victim. May all the Gods help these victims of the stupidity.
The first are the posh, snobby, designer branded bitches who call mummy and daddy at the slightest problem and demand to take your chinese. they go through their 20 grand horses like primark thongs in summer. they have an undenying obsession with schoffel agris, when rly they are just after their fat trust fund. It is very easy to spot theses girls because they have there horses liveried in the most luxurious barns going at hartpury.
The Second type of Hartpury Equine Girls are the smart sucks ups who have a normal style without that posh twat look... These girls are very rare as they only come out of there blocks in a fire drill... Theses girls are fucking lunatics that should stay away from the drink unless u want to be traumatized by their psychotic mind and do not take any bullshit or fuck around with the Agri or Rugby wannabe twats...
At last but not least the third type... Theses girls are lazy as fuck ! & thick as constipation. they are just pure attention seekers with no fashion sense eg. yellow thongs under primark black leggings. they are the biggest idiots going and would ask for help on how to take shit from a stable at the end of the year because of there lazy fucking asses. When given help these girls look at u with a glum in the face then waddle (to waste time) to another unsuspecting victim. May all the Gods help these victims of the stupidity.
by tree-hugger123 April 27, 2021
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the extreme heartburn that follows a heavy night of drinking. typically associated with gut rot, swamp ass and other inebriation-related symptoms.
Bob: Hey fella, would you like to have some coffee, tomatoes and hydrochloric acid? it's real tasty.
Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks
Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks
by dhobiwala July 26, 2012
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"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart” - Eleanor Roosevelt
a Heartprint is something positive or caring that somebody says or does, that leaves there footprint upon your heart
"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart” - Eleanor Roosevelt
a Heartprint is something positive or caring that somebody says or does, that leaves there footprint upon your heart
by Annafish November 23, 2009
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by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
Get the Mexican heartburn mug.A vagina with an unpleasantly acidic taste and odor usually discovered during the act of cunnilingus in which the natural lubrication of the vagina tastes the way that heartburn feels.
She had such a wikket case of heartburn pussy that I needed a Tums and a Tagamet after I went down on her. And a shower so I could get the smell offa my face. It smelt NASTY!
by D&D68 September 28, 2010
Get the heartburn pussy mug.opposite of heartbreaker. A person who strengthens/intensifies a lover's heart rather than breaks it.
by Dreamerbae01 January 8, 2016
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