Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water
John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”
Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”
Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”
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Get the Heartland Homie mug.Possibly the coolest kid in the world. Christian Hetland is a one of a kind. You will never find anyone else quiet the same. Good at trampoline tricks. Thinks of very mischievous plans. You can't be bored with Christian Hetland.
i ride a six foot unicycle because my name is Christian!
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"
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when you talk and/or date somebody for a long period of time but just for fun because you are knowing full well from the start that you would never start a relationship with them because you’re a bitch.
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Get the Harland mug.A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you don’t learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!
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