headtable

The act of one hitting their forehead against a table, or any hard surface due to failure, embarrassment, defeat, or any ".....", "o_O", "fml" and/or "wtf" moment.

My life is so messed up. *headtable*

by telrunya April 10, 2009

Hoardible

An item that is overly collected by an individual, or group of individuals, to the point where the act of excessive collecting has turned into hoarding.

Guy #1: Yo, guy #2, have you seen tom's collection of broken tv's? He says he gets them on craigslist.

Guy #2: Yeah man he has 236 now. It's his new hoardible.

by KrispyCheese February 25, 2012

Healables

objects in games that can be used to heal yourself or others, in the instance with my friends battle royal's.

Logan: anyone have any healables?
Nate: healables are not a word.
Logan: check urban dictionary
Nate: I guess i was wrong like usual *Continues blasting tiktok with no thought of others*

by WelynWheresTheNextEP? August 19, 2021

Heartable

Having characteristics that attract love or affection.

Vicki Valerie makes me smile - she's just soo damn heartable.

by Mark Sebastian October 9, 2004

Hearable

When a remix of a song is better than the original song, it is said to be "hearable".

Did you like that new song?
No, I didn't like the original... The remix is hearable.

by Heelloo October 14, 2018

herdable

A colloquial name for a type of mobile device or wearable that is bought and used by a wide group of customers although there are usually some better alternatives even at a lower cost. This behavior is often driven by the herd mentality and sense of social superiority.

Myron: Yo, Iwllpwn. What's that new gadget you have.
Iwllpwn: That's my Iphone 13. My father had a couple of spare ones in his company. Want one?
Myron: I'm fine that herdable is not my cup of tea.

by MyronT November 14, 2021

hermable

having the appearance of a girl the Herman will fuck.

Do I look hermable right now?

by Bro God May 20, 2010