Thomas Headon

a liar. a man that lies. he’s 5 ft 7 at best and doesn’t know the lyrics to his own songs. a plane nerd and a leo man.

thomas headon sucks

by thomasheadonisasmallman November 3, 2022

Thomas Headon

shitty singer

person 1: hey have you heard thomas headon?
person 2: yeah he’s a shitty singer

by thomasheadonsucksaubbysglizzy August 3, 2020

Cunnilingus Hedonist

A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.

1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!

2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

by InventedHOD April 21, 2009

Hedonistic

Pleasure seeking. Living for pleasurable sensations.

Devoting one's life is to pleasure seeking.

Devoted to the pursuit of physical sensations, which are pleasurable, often sexual.

My hedonistic tendencies surface when I'm with you in bed. Do it to me baby. Oh, oh, oh make me feel good. Pleasure me please please please, please me. Don't stop now. Give it to me. Fulfill all my sexual desires. Fuck me.

by zazz June 28, 2012

keep your head on a swivel

To be alert, or just be watching around you

Guy1: Cops is lurking, keep your head on a swivel
Guy2: Aight g, you too

by TexasMadeCuzzo December 7, 2016

Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009