Thomas Headon

a liar. a man that lies. he’s 5 ft 7 at best and doesn’t know the lyrics to his own songs. a plane nerd and a leo man.
by thomasheadonisasmallman November 04, 2022
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Thomas Headon

person 1: hey have you heard thomas headon?
person 2: yeah he’s a shitty singer
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Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.
Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?
by Urbandictionary🅱 March 01, 2018
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