headfucker

A large bowl of mixed alcoholic drinks with a small amount of juice which fucks your head up and makes you do silly things and forget them. Drunk extremely fast with copious amounts of ice cubes & a daft amount of straws. Found in party resorts such as Malia, Crete.

"Did you have a good night?"
"Fuck knows, I can't remember anything after that headfucker we got in the first bar."
"Good times."

by Cazaloompa May 2, 2006

heartfucked

when you´re heart is fucked over and you´re totally screwed

i´m so heartfucked, i wanna punch somebody (from the ida maria song "heartfucked")

by CowboyGigalo January 10, 2011

hexfucked

"Hexfucked" is a life long condition in which the worse possible luck seems to ALWAYS befall the poor fool who, even though they are expecting it, are blind-sided by the worst possible outcomes of any important and/or personal situation.

A person may be born hexfucked, as it seems to be hereditary, or can be developed over time and much, much alcohol and drug abuse leading to a near lifetime of poor decisions

I've got court today and i was born "hexfucked". This isn't going to end well.

by Ben Hexfucked July 15, 2019

headfuck

A headfuck is a person who spends all hours toying with peoples minds.

This is usually done in practical joke form.

Shit, the police are the door. Oh no, it's just Leon being a headfuck.

by Younghenry May 3, 2005

headfuckism

The deranged, frantic and panicky state of mind a woman creates in a man's head due to mind games and bullshit.

Man, that bitch is giving me major headfuckism.

by Tripper_Mike March 1, 2009

headfuck

when somebody's confused, confuckinfuzzled and is tryin their hardest to think, like when u get a stupid equation that makes no sense in 4th grade at school, the sort that mashes yer brain up so.. its a headfuck

a: " my mum, sed that her mum, didnt like his mum, coz her mum,told mr beaken that his, mum didnt like my mum, coz i told mr beaken that i liked greenhippo's so he told mrs beaken who's her mum....."
b: " wow headfuck!!!slow down blondie, say again"

by Soldja June 16, 2007

headfuck

v: When one sticks their head inside a woman's vagina (similar to fistfuck, only with one's head)

"That Liza has such a huge pussy that I could probably headfuck that bitch."

by G Z April 7, 2009