header

Having to leave somewhere or just leaving

Man i gotta header. pc
Yo dude lets header we're gunna be late.

by Don Eval March 9, 2008

header

Yank speak for an exhaust manifold - the series of pipes which allow the exhaust gasses to pass from the cylinder to the catalytic converter

Yo, my new header got me another 10 BHP

by Redwitch December 18, 2006

header

The act of drilling a hole into a person's head and fucking his/her brain matter.

Yo, Kylie pissed me off so I pulled a header on her.

by zuba February 2, 2005

header

A Nutter or crazy person, often violent. Shortened version of Head the Ball

Don't go near him, he's a complete header, i once saw him pick a fight with his own reflection

by Leoni January 4, 2008

Header

When a sophisticated gentleman attempts a charging back post bullet header behind a fellow of the opposite sex, he then proceeds to fucking body her

Person 1 - "Back post!"
Person 2 - "My header!"

Alan Partridge - "TWAT! Did you see that?!"

by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

Header

Getting dome while playing FIFA.

Chase: I was scoring goals with Messi and scoring with Rachel yesterday...

Austin: "Header!"

by bishfish101 November 9, 2011

Header

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005