header

A Nutter or crazy person, often violent. Shortened version of Head the Ball

Don't go near him, he's a complete header, i once saw him pick a fight with his own reflection

header by Leoni January 4, 2008

Header

When a sophisticated gentleman attempts a charging back post bullet header behind a fellow of the opposite sex, he then proceeds to fucking body her

Person 1 - "Back post!"
Person 2 - "My header!"

Alan Partridge - "TWAT! Did you see that?!"

Header by Hedd Wyn December 1, 2021

Chase: I was scoring goals with Messi and scoring with Rachel yesterday...

Austin: "Header!"

Header by bishfish101 November 9, 2011

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

Header by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

mainly a very hot tempered person or can also mean a stupid,mental,gay,bitch,hobo, that mooches off of you.

"STUPID HEADER!" or "Stacey is such a header"

Header by nikinava94 August 19, 2008

It's a slang term for oral sex.

"Ken wanted to give me a header."

Header by MRBIGSELBY April 28, 2016

The act of a woman putting her mouth on a mans penis and then Bobby-ing up and down until he cums

His girl did the proper thing and gave him a header when he arrived home.