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I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
by ribetab January 11, 2011
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absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head
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i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.
Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008
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scrotum for a fuckin head

When someone's face is bult exactly like a scrotum
YO WHY HAS XAVIER GOT A FUCKIN SCROTUM FOR A FUCKIN HEAD
by Jaydenwalpert February 24, 2025
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fuckin greb head

the word grebs use to insult chavs or townies cuz they hate nothing more than to be called a greb
chav: grebs suck dick
greb: shut up ya fuckin greb head
chav:u wanna fight?
greb:yh bring it
chav(walking away):yh walk away ya pussy
by u fuckin greb hed October 25, 2007
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Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.
child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*
by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018
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Fuckin' with my head

For someone to use psychology to manipulate another, either by coy deception or paradoxes. To mislead another with words or wit. To deceive them with a false impression, but lead them to believe your actions are intentionally suspect.
"You looked really stressed. Something wrong with your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, she keeps fuckin' with my head!"
by KarmaLog July 31, 2018
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