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A myth made up by low-ranking men and women in the armed forces not to be confused with unicorns or the boogy-man.
Hazing

"Corporal, where you hazing Johnson this morning."

"No Gunny, hes' lying."
"Figured. Carry on.".
Hazing by Sarjukhe June 19, 2010
To Still be a little bit hazy from smoking weed. Not 100% sober.
"Are you High?"
"Naw dude, just hazing a bit"
Hazing by Straight up G June 16, 2008
The act of male manual autoerotic behavior, i.e. beating off.
I was hazing myself to a picture of Eva Longoria naked.
hazing by Robert Bohn June 1, 2006
Beating off/the by-product of beating off.
I had a good time hazing myself last night. After four times, however, I had no haze left.
hazing by Shackleford, Rusty June 22, 2006
Having sex with a girl with a black cock the size of the shard
I was hazing last night
Hazing by Big dick jackass February 15, 2018
The act of being like King Hazey VIII. Doing something extremely Hazey.
He's hazing it way too hard, man.
hazing it by HazeyVIII January 6, 2026