Haywood 

Keying a car

He got fired so did a haywood in the car park

Haywood by Bashw321 January 13, 2023

Haywood 

Small Dick Energy

That motherfucker has Haywood

Haywood by SDD82 June 25, 2023

Haywood 

A person with a small dick who acts a fool and has small dick energy.

Craig in work is always taking over the conversation, creeping out the lady’s with his Haywood.

Haywood by SDD82 June 25, 2023

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

haywood jabloeme 

hey would you blow me

.hey would you blow me

haywood jabloeme by ?? January 17, 2005

Haywood Jablowme 

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

Haywood Jablowme by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023

Haywood Djublome 

A very funny name, sounds like "Hey, Would You Blow Me?'

The name's Djublome, Haywood Djublome.

Haywood Djublome by JH, RS and AL January 27, 2012