Lady Hatting

A sexual position in which you insert your head into a vagina and wear the lady like a hat.

"Can I borrow your vag-breather and vaseline I'm gonna do some lady hatting tonight."

by booggerboy January 30, 2009

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019

having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

by the birds and trees December 22, 2018

Having Motion

Getting to the money, regardless of the circumstances.

“I’m really having motion for real!”

by SlapDaddy June 30, 2022

Having hoes

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not

Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.

by WhateverB January 4, 2017

having a blast

Enjoying the situation you are in to a great extent.

After Nuke just gave up a home run....

Crash Davis: You having fun yet?

Ebenezer Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh: Yeah, I'm having a blast.

by Turd Pherguson August 9, 2013

Having hoes

Having many males/females that you are talking to at once but they think they are your priority not knowing of the others

Having hoes is great until they all find out

by Ijustsawthis June 27, 2017