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Having hoes 

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not
Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.
Having hoes by WhateverB January 4, 2017

having a blast 

Enjoying the situation you are in to a great extent.
After Nuke just gave up a home run....

Crash Davis: You having fun yet?

Ebenezer Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh: Yeah, I'm having a blast.

Having hoes 

Having many males/females that you are talking to at once but they think they are your priority not knowing of the others
Having hoes is great until they all find out

having your ass handed to you 

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

having a bubble

Cockney rhyming slang for 'having a laugh' (bubble = bubble bath)
You want £20 for this piece of junk? You must be having a bubble mate!
having a bubble by Celidwen November 12, 2013

having a pregnant 

Freaking out, or being surprised and upset, or generally being caught off guard by worrisome events.
He was having a pregnant when his rear tire blew out on the freeway.

I had a pregnant when I found out our term paper was due yesterday.
having a pregnant by enyoron June 22, 2010