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Haunted house

I was going to fuck her but I found out that shit was a haunted house a nigga died in that
by Mbk12 January 11, 2016
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Haunted House

a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020
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Haunted house

Haunted house was a parody comedy movie with one of the Waynes brothers it is hilarious
I like that part when the ghost fucked each one of them in the movie a haunted house
by Certified concoction September 10, 2020
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Haunted House Video

This place is our flophouse we’re the flop sit a cvm
Oh my god bestie let’s go watch the Haunted House Video
by BaddieMcFatty December 24, 2021
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Haunted House Hoe

A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.
"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."
by ziggytheman November 18, 2015
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Mississippi Haunted House

The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”

Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”

Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
by ButtleLicker69420 January 14, 2020
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The Haunted House

If you’re on Twitter/Flop tiktok and someone tells you that you’re invited to the haunted house; run. The haunted house came from a video on @perversefamily on twitter as a trailer for their Halloween special. I haven’t watched the video but I can explain what happened based on the reactions of other people. They start drinking piss and just having really kinky and disgusting sex with eachother in an orgy and worst of all someone put an entire leg up somebody’s bussy and an organ came out and he licked it.
Jiafei: GIRL YESS!! YOURE INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE!! MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY😊🥰🥰
by Some tiktokker March 11, 2022
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