Haulin' Oats

When you begin to run faster then you ever have before, so fast that your are faster then the world's quickest horse. As if you were eating the very same oats that the fastest horse was raised eating.

Guy 1: "Dude, look at Dan he's running so fast"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro he's haulin' oats"

by Wazikazi August 12, 2011

Haulin' the Ballins

Going fast and hard on a bike or skateboard before a jump. Derived from "Haul Balls".

John: Dude, that was insane air! You had to be really haulin' the ballins to make that jump.

by Mister Duck April 12, 2010

haulin frieght

The phrase "haulin frieght" can best be discribed as someone or something big, moving a lot faster than its supposed to. But if the object or individual is moving far too fast, it is to be discribed as "haulin the mail". now, there is no clear definition of the speed limitations to qualify an object or individual as haulin frieght due to the fact that the size and rate of travel must be taken into account.

as 2 men are on a hunting spree deep in the wilderness of argentina they observed a small defenseless jack rabbit being hunted by a much larger bear.
man1: I hope the bear just dystroys that little rabbit!!
man2: Yeah me too!

a chase errupts!
man1: Holy crap that rabbit is so scared

man2: Yeah it is, and the bear is haulin frieght!

by "McNasty", "Hollywood" August 24, 2009

haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015

cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.

Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?

by weyus July 26, 2018

bryan halling

The act of orally pleasuring ones butthole. Not to be confused with a typical rimjob; the "Bryan Hall" utilizes a full tongue stroking technique along with full eye contact with the intended region. Commonly leads to Pinkeye for the providing participant.

Damn Adam I've been"Bryan Halling" that chick all night!

by BuhDeavy December 11, 2013

TSM_Hamlinz

Hamlinz, or Darryle Hamlin, is an American YouTuber and Twitch Streamer who is best known for playing Fortnite. Hamlinz is a member of TSM(Team SoloMid), which is a professional eSports group. He also has an alter-ego who is known as lilsus2004.

Guy1: Did you watch the last TSM_Hamlinz stream.
Guy2: Nah he's too sus.
Guy1: Shut up before I kiss you on da mouf boy.

by Default Jonsey December 12, 2018