Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

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Haridha

She is the embodiment of the wind. Soft to the touch, pleasing to be in the company of, joyous and lively.

Haridha is the person you're least expecting in your life, the girl you find beautiful at first sight. She's a soft smol bean on the inside. She has a very rare medical condition in which your entire heart is made of gold.

The thought of her brings a smile to your lips. Your heart swells with love for her when you think of her, she's so rare, so unique.

If need arises, the wind can destroy cities, but if you're lucky, you won't see that side.

Haridha is a girl who loves music and animals. She's a lively soul who burns a whole pan at work. She sends you her art when it's done. She has gorgeous hair and an even prettier smile. She has combine study sessions with you from 7,977 km away. She will watch the movies you recommend and share pfps with you all year.

If you don't want someone like her then idk what to say about you cuz she's simply perfect.

Person A: Oh have you heard? Nilo really really loves Haridha

Person B: She's so lucky she likes her back. It's not easy to find a Haridha in this world.

by nilucifar July 13, 2020

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harridan

Synonymous with "bitch". A mean, spiteful woman.

Davey Jones: "Harridan! You'll find no mercy from me!"

by vadik June 23, 2008

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Eddie Hatrick

Edmund Hetrick's alter ego "Eddie Hatrick". Deriving from the hockey term "hat trick", Eddie Hatrick is famously known for boning down three different not-so-lovely ladies on consecutive nights. All three sessions usually performed without the "hat".

"Man I hope no bitches grind my shit on the dance floor tonight, I'm sore from pulling the Eddie Hatrick."

by Da Fulch July 30, 2009

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CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder)

CHD is an offshoot of the obsessive-compulsive family of disorders and is certainly one of the most dangerous. An individual suffering from CHD will respond to a wrong, or a perceived wrong, as a lethal threat to their personal well being and will begin a process of incrementally exaggerating the magnitude of the personal affront, or perceived personal affront, until they can justify to themselves the death of the object of their hatred. While it is true that people suffering from CHD rarely go through with the killing, they are prone to repeatedly try to encourage others to hate the individual in question to the same degree as them, and hopefully respond with a physical manifestation of that hatred.

Individual X's CHD (Compulsive Hatred Disorder) prevented her from holding down a regular job. Once she achieved employment she would make efforts to socialize. Invariably as a result of that socializing, something would be said that would rub her the wrong way. The emotional injury would then be left to fester until the only solution was to exaggerate its severity and come to the conclusion that the affront-causing speaker needed to be eradicated from the workplace or indeed from the world itself. She would then proceed to poison the work environment by trying to get other employees to agree with her.

by DMR1969 December 4, 2018

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