hitchups

307,775 words of epic storytelling, crazy complex headcanon, and mindblowing character development, all encased within both the book and movie canon of How To Train Your Dragon, yet maintaining accuracy of time period and relative geography, culture, folklore, and mythology. Will need much brainpower to muscle through the entire thing in one sitting. Described by the author The Antic Repartee as "This is adventure, this is friendship, this is drama, this is humor, this is family, this is fantasy, this is experience." Read at your own risk.

I read Hitchups and my mind exploded.
The writer of Hitchups is a maniacal, sneaky, diabolical genius.
Hitchups is more accurate than my history textbook.

by venturasgirl April 28, 2014

ass hatchet

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

orrin hatch

Alternate name for a glory hole, esp. in the state of Utah.

Thirsty for hot cock, one of Roscoe's favorite pastimes is to patrol the orrin hatch at the rest stop outside Provo.

by DragonDoback June 24, 2009

tard hatch

a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation

I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.

by Texas Muck Savage November 26, 2010

Hatch-date

The date by which surviving larvae in processed food will hatch. (Remember, the government regulations set thresholds below which insects and other contaminants are permitted in the food you eat in order to protect corporate profits.)

Processed food manufacturers presumably need know the hatch-date for their product, so they can set the "sell" by" or "use by" date at an earlier point in time. It may be viewed as better for business for you and your family to eat the food with bugs in it before they hatch so you don't know how contaminated it is.

Hatch-dates are not important for foods that are wet, pulverized, get embalmed in salt, or get sterilized by processing. You wouldn't recognize the contaminants, or at least they will not be crawling.

Hatch dates may be more critical for nuts and grains with a low degree of processing, such as oatmeal, chocolate covered nuts, etc.

All Grandma had to share with the kiddies were boxes of unopened fancy chocolate nuts, several years old. Each chocolate had a telltale pinhole showing where a newborn worm had escaped from its sweet lair, shortly after the hatch-date.

by The Milwaukee Merle November 1, 2013

Willis Hatch

The hatch in the roof of an elevator through which an action hero can suddenly enter, wearing a slightly dirty white singlet, to attack bad guys or rescue trapped victims.

N.B. these portals only appear in bad Hollywood films, rather than actual, real-life multi-storey buildings.

"With a crash, the Willis Hatch burst open and John McClane dropped through, knocking the terrorist to the ground."

by dom Kaos October 2, 2009