Rooftop Haskell

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.

"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."

by tchatterly July 28, 2018

Haskell'd

To be completely drunk and/or stoned at a party before your group of friends have even arrived.

The party last night was sick! but the girl who answered the door was completely Haskell'd! It had only been an hour.

by glenn coco :} March 24, 2011

Haskell

A town in Northern New Jerse located between Ringwood and Pompton Lakes, smaller district of Wanaque. Great meeting place for kids who skateboard, bike or bmx. Home of the Crackhouse, Super Stop and Shop, Rainbow lake, which is invested with toxic waste, tires, boots and dead Minies, Burger King, 7/11, Krauzers, as well as the millions of other projects which will never be finished such as the condos on 4th Ave or the Hotel by Burger King. Has good drug dealers, friendly people and mexicans to do your housework. Everyone who lives here says, "I'm not gonna lie, and I love how." Don't go on a bus with Haskell people unless you feel like getting 'curried' or you like to hear random 'Ahhh Pisss" coming from the mouths of the native Haskellians.

Lex: Put your hands on your hips!
Dan: Umm, why?!
Lex: I'm going to curry yo bitchass fool.
Dan: Ahh piss, I'm from Wanaque not Haskell.

by Haskellanian. May 23, 2008

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

haskellian

Of or exhibiting weasly and/or conniving behavior in a manner representative of Eddie Haskell from the Leave It To Beaver Show.

Despite his haskellian ploys, he failed to trick his gym teacher.

by Darrin McCambridge December 9, 2008

Happell Bunny

A real hoe of the Internet, very mainstream and always sleeps around. Fails at attempting to get boys and gets it stolen by gingers. Pixel gun noob and a all round hoe

Happell Bunny is really bad at pixel gun and watches little mix on X factor

by Ali IllumanAtay October 20, 2016

Haskell

Functional programming language whose only purpose is allowing its users to say they are using it.

Haskell is pretty useless. -OCaml

by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020