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To define Harrison is very difficult.

It's hard to describe Harrison because the words just don't exist.

Harrison is warm and kind, just seeing him can make any miserable day worth while.
Harrison is compassionate and reliant and will undoubtedly put a smile on your face. Harrison is brave and witty and wise and incredibly smart, although they tend to forget how amazing they truly are.
He's always there for you when you need him most, and, as a plus, is rather attractive. Harrison has the most beautiful smile.

Tall and strong, with the most detailed mahogany emerald eyes.
Needless to say, if you ever find your self with a Harrison, treat him with no less than the utter most love and adoration- he deserves more than the world.
To just know a Harrison is the greatest privilege.
How can you be so sure that he's the one?
His name is Harrison
Harrison by an0n143 November 28, 2021
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Harrison is a person who will hear someone say "you're a wizard Harry" every single time they step foot out of the house, and they have to pretend it's still funny
Incel: you're a wizard h-
Harrison: please honestly shut the fuck up I fucking swear or I swear to god I'll snap
Harrison is a blond hair person with a great personality. Harrison is probably the funniest guy you will ever meet even though he hates hard work and is very lazy. Harrison is kinda sporty, a jokester, friendly, a bit dumb but that does not matter. He is very friendly and is loyal to his friends. He is a total girl magnet and someday he is going to have a girlfriend. The one of the most important aspects of Harrison is that he will make have a smile on your face if you are sad
I can always count on you Harrison
Harrison by Bazinga shaplam November 8, 2018
A guy who is always cool with the ladies. Close to girls called Ella and a very loving person. All the ladies want him.
'Hey dude, check out that guy, a total Harrison.
Harrison by americano1986 May 23, 2010
A human-being with extreme super abilities.
A future leader. A past wish come true.
A present that was a gift from God.
A smile that can stop time. Harrison is guy that has charm built in his DNA. He attracts others like Magnets.
Whining Government: Oh no what will we do about the economy?
Rest of public: Harrison is keeping it going he is the guy with endless supply of effort. Harrison is the guy that will bring down the takers and birth the contributors.

Politician: Who can help us out of this situation?
Governor: Harrison has it under control, he is the man to go to.

Wife: I always wished for a angelic, handsome leader as a son.
Husband: Then you chose the right son to have:)

The volume of the women in the room grew soft, the batting eyelashes fluttered.Then a announcer introduced HARRISON. All the room could see was Harrison.

The party was slow quiet and very lathargic. People yawning. Harrison walked in and people gathered. The room grew in excitement. Dancing and laughter grew.Someone yelled NOW THIS IS A HARRISON. This is a Cool Party.

A happy motherof a GREAT son: I wish everyone could have a Harrison.
HARRISON by fanofharrison February 11, 2010
A person who made us spend 20+ minutes trying to get him to spell and say "Racecar" backwards when he was tired
Us: "Now spell car backwards"
Harrison: "R-A-K"
Us: laughing to death
a very manly boy that can masturbate while doing a backflip.
izzy: wow did you see that? he just BACKFLIPPED while masturbating!

ben: uhm, yes! that guys a TOTAL harrison
harrison by luvyouh March 20, 2010