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hoe harly

A tiny dick loving whore who always lies in serious relationships
Oh look at that hoe harly faking her feelings for him. Yea what a bitch
by Hichigo1089 December 17, 2017
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Cardboard Ben Hardy

Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).
"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"
by cardboardbenhardy December 9, 2018
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Harlem Globetrotters

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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The Harlem City Shuffle

The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.
Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”
by LudwigLiedPeopleDied September 6, 2022
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I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011
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Ben Hardy

An incredibly intelligent person, can catch girls quite easily. He normally is in a good mood but its rare you find him in a bad mood. Shy on the outside but once you know him he's quite LOUD! Also very, very, very, fit .
Amy: Can you see that guy over there, he looks like a right fitty!

Maisiy: He's called Ben Hardy and don't say anything about him!
Amy: Why not?
Maisiy: Cause he is mine...
by Boiiowlshere July 17, 2017
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Harle

1)An AMAZING family
2)a river between holland and germany
1)The Harles stay in Charleston
2)Have you taken a ride down the Harle river?
by catieh October 18, 2008
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