Hark

A person in a state of drunkardness that results in inconceivably retarded actions.

Hark was a fucking retard last night. He shat right in the middle of the parking lot.

by Hark October 20, 2004

Hark!

A way to say, "Season's Greetings" that is somewhat obtuse.

Hey John, Hark! Yeah, you too Dude, have a nice X-mas...

by Felicia Olver December 8, 2010

Hark

A seasonal "yeet"
Multi-faceted word that can be used to simply express one's feelings of agreement/excitement.

Dude 1: "Did you see it's snowing outside?"
Dude 2: "Hark!"

by EmmaJensen December 21, 2018

HARK

1.The acknowledgment of a particularly stupid or careless statement or action.

A)Person 1: "Man, you know Larry Johnson is a pretty good runningback."

Person 2: "HARK!!! you're a retard!"

B)Dating that girl was really freakin' hark!!

by Doug Korb October 5, 2007

Harks

Harks is a man who's name derives from the Christmas carol, Hark the Herald Angels Sing - and this man is truly an angel. A handsome, intelligent and reserved man who is a gentleman and always thinks of others. A Harks is a one of a kind fella, someone who everyone would want as their best friend, boyfriend, son, father, cousin or husband.

that guy is so calm and collected, he must be a harks

by xchanelxx December 20, 2018

Harked

When you get invited out to plans with the boys with 1 friend arriving an hour late and your friend doesn’t show up.

I’m at IHOP in Alaska where is everyone? I just got HARKED!

by MoofliMan January 23, 2023

hark

the sound a cat makes when throwning up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball.

The cat is harking under the bed again. You clean it up

by PhlebotomyGirl April 13, 2006