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Handcock

When a woman who is known to suck cock is going in for a kiss the man shoves her face out of the way to avoid cock mouth.
Angie came in for the kiss I handcocked her face away.
by M&M0811 October 14, 2016
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Rusty handcock

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.
We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.
by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020
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ghost handcock

1. a hand belonging to a ghost that is a cock.

2. a ghost belonging to cock that is a hand.

3. ghost fisting an orifice.

4. ghost cock blocking that is mutually beneficial for the ghost, the host and the orifice.

4. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the beneficial ghost fisting.

5. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of ghost fisting.

6. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of the lack of ghost fisting.

7. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by the lack of ghost cockblocking.

8. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by ghost cockblocking.

9. an alternative to ghost cock.

10. a ghost that is using his cock transformed into a fist, with the added option of an involved orifice.

11. a ghost circle jerk with the pretense of the dutch rudder, only without the rudder.

12. the opposite of ghost cockblocking.
"that ghost just gave me ghost handcock"
by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011
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hardrocknick

Adjective: A person that pretends being rich. Individual that tries to show off wealth by posing cheap items, such as, fake jewelry, counterfeit designer items, and pictures on luxury stores or car dealers. Balling insignificant facts or items, like receiving two Amazon packages per week.

Could be use as a verb.
Those chains are so fake that they are turning green, you’re so hardrocknick.

Stop hardrocknicking for Instagram!
by SpillTheTeaGirl October 26, 2019
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hadcock

the uncommon last name of a extremely gifted or talented person
that girl over there is so fine she has to be a hadcock!
by lauren hadcock December 8, 2004
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Captain hard cock

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team
Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction
by Snookerface April 23, 2009
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john handcock

while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.
After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.
by MW52 December 10, 2008
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