Hanz

The name of most men in Germany. In a 2007 Harvard study, it was proven that 72% of men and 36% of women in Germany are named Hanz.

Bill: Hello, whats your name?

Hanz: Hanz.

Bill: You must be German!

by HunterMaster July 08, 2010

Hanz

Trash Can(n), Trash(n) or generally bad(adj)

Kay Z is pretty Hanz at doing that

by Sean Reynu July 19, 2017

Hanz & Franz

A Saturday Night Live skit of two body builders who are supposed to be cousins of Arnold Schwarzennegar.Hanz and Franz were on a mission to "pump up all you pathetic little girly men".

The skit was making fun of Arnold Schwarzennegar and he even appeared in atleast one episode of Hanz & Franz.

The skit was never considered bigotted when the liberal Saturday Night Live ran the skit for several years,but when Arnold made a funny reference to the skit suddenly liberals tried to say that Arnold was a bigot.

Liberals are all such pathetic and weak little girly men.

by Ya YOU!!! September 21, 2004

Hanze 'em

Synonym of *uck 'em

You just got Hanzed!
Hanze 'em or be hanzed!

by Derp1234 September 19, 2013

hanz mcthundercock

A big black man who know how to embrace the power of Zeus and cause women to have an electrifying orgasm

Batman performed "hanz mcthundercock" and left the woman paralyzed from the waist down

by Spaghetti nipples May 15, 2014

hanzing off

When your sister resembles hanz from saturday night live and gets jealous when her mom goes jakiestyle on her brother

She just started hanzing off in a fit of jealousy.

by quez September 04, 2003

Hanz de Fuko

The best hair line for men ever. 100% Organic, weightless and free of chemicals that you find in most products. I normally don't go nuts for hair products, but it's pretty awesome stuff!

I love Hanz de Fuko, man! *takes out the Sponge Wax*

by Soul_Driver July 19, 2011