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Hanklerfish

Noun: An angler fish drawn by a Hank. Any Hank can draw a Hanklerfish.

Verb, Hanklerfished: Describing someone named Hank having drawn an Anglerfish. Usually used as past-tence.

Verb, Hanklerfishing: The act of drawing a Hanklerfish.
"So a Hanklerfish is an anglerfish drawn by a Hank?"
"Uh huh. There are other Hanks that can make Hanklerfish."
"So if, Like, Hank Williams III were to draw me an anglerfish, that would be a Hanklerfish?'
"It would also be a Hanklerfish."
-Hank and John Green, Youtube
by NavalPiercedNerd August 19, 2011
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handler

Responsible for making sure that the talent knows when they are to perform, where they are to perform, and what time they are to be there. a.k.a. "Talent handler."
The producer said I had more patience than Job, so could possibly work as a handler.
by angelsix December 14, 2008
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wig handler

The female analog of a weed carrier. A lesser and often disposable assistant to a female or member of her entourage.
Nicole Richie made a decent living as Paris Hilton's wig handler on the Simple Life.

Destiny's Child are glorified wig handlers for Beyonce.
by Darrell Johnson September 3, 2007
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chelsea handler

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!
by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011
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Chelsea Handler

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.
by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010
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baggage handler

One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.
He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.
by Satchel Page July 27, 2003
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Hanklerfish

5% of the pre-orered the fault in our stars will have a Hanklerfish on them
by Mr Sofa Mam August 19, 2011
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