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Hanrahan goal

In hockey, a Hanrahan goal is scored when one player distracts the goalie, allowing one of his teammates to score without any trouble. This is not just simply screening; the goalie must be fully engaged with the distractor. Very rare. Derived from the movie SlapShot.
Dunlop's comments about the Long Island goalie's wife caused said goalie to attack him, allowing Braden to score an easy goal. Classic Hanrahan goal.
by Reppin' Latvia April 7, 2011
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Hanahaki Disease

The Hanahaki disease is a fictional disease that makes you throw up flowers or flower petals. There is no chosen flower type, it only depends on the victim's favorite color or type of flower. It starts with someone loving another person but, The other person already loves someone. Then the victim starts to throw up, the victim expecting barf, but no. It's flower petals or flowers. The flowers and petals stay in the victim's lungs until the crush says they love them. But if the crush does not say they love the victim in time, The victims lungs will fill up with more flowers and petals until they suffocate and die.
I ran home. Covering my mouth, I unlocked the door and tried to run to the upstairs bathroom. But I started coughing a lot. I knew I had to clean my barf up. I opened my mouth and closed my eyes. I felt something touching my hands lightly. I opened my eyes and noticed it was a single flower and flower petal swirling in my blood. This was the fifth time this month. The Hanahaki Disease... I suddenly dropped to the floor and started choking. There was no one in the house. I felt my lungs filling up with flowers and flower petals. My vision got blurry and I had a vision of my crush. 'heh, who said love couldn't kill?' I said slightly. My eyes closed slowly. 'I love you.' I whispered slightly.
by DoggiePotato_ 915 January 11, 2021
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Hanahaki Disease

A fiction character that suffers from one sided love. Someone who loves a person but that person does not love them in return. They choke and cough up flower petals.
She coughed up petals because she has Hanahaki Disease.
by Izzy24 October 1, 2018
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HankDaTank

HankDaTank also known as Hanky The Horsey Hanky and Hankus Pankus Give Me a Spankus is a YouTuber/Streamer most known for NBA 2k. He is known as one of the top players on the virtual basketball game due to his versatility and incredibly high IQ. He can play any position, and is often referred to as both a dribble god and a horse at the point guard and center positions respectively. He was also credited with bringing make it take it back, thus saving the 2k community. He is known for both his comedic style and skilled game play. Overall Hank is a W.
Ian: Do you think HankDaTank will make another mixtape?
Lobo: Should I ask him what hesi he uses?
Ian: Yikes, get blocked.
by Ian Bitton October 2, 2018
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Sora_Hanahaki

the greatest person to exist, sora_hanahaki, or also known as super neko sora, soul_zion or lil pup, is one of the greatest people to know. they're an amazing artist, a kind friend, and the sweetest person to ever walk this planet. i love him.
someone: i wonder who sora_hanahaki is!

me: oh i know them! they're the greatest person ever!
by Sky_animates - May 5, 2022
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Hanahaki Disease

Hanahaki disease is a disease that begins with unrequited love for someone that can lead to death if not treated. The disease is written in Japanese graphic novels such as Manga and fanfiction. The favorite flower of the person whom you share this love for begins to invade your lungs and throat as the days go by. The longer one waits to share this love the quicker the flowers begin to grow. Sometimes the person will only cough up the petals but in others, it's the petals and full flowers. The only way one can rid themselves of this disease is either by sharing these feelings with the person and getting the same love back or by surgery. However, by getting the surgery it means it'll take any adoration and love you had for the person away. You'll be left with numbness to take the place of that love for them. If you do not speak your unrequited love and/or get the surgery you end up dying.
"Shock engulfed her whole being as she took notice of the limp dead body laying on the bathroom floor. Petals surround him and fill the toilet in front of him. She felt her stomach churn at the sight of so much blood. As she bent down she took notice of how the petals and flowers were her favorite flower. Why didn't he tell her he had hanahaki? She knew what it meant. She just didn't understand if he didn't get treated he'd die. Her heart ached as she realised Hanahaki disease is a disease that happens to someone when they share a one-sided love for another that can result in death. If only she saved him soon enough. His eyes were dull and filled with death. 'I love you,' she whispers, brokenly.'
by -Patroclus- April 11, 2022
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hankypankying

YO DAWG!

I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.
by SwaggyDawg69420 March 3, 2014
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