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Banana Handling

The way in which a person peels, holds, and eats a banana. The skill of Banana Handling speaks volumes about ones character. Skills in banana handling can often transfer into other aspects of life. Can be observed in any cafeteria or where ever people are consuming bananas.
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Harrison: Yooo did you see that guy break his banana stem?
Kelsey: I hate it when that happens.

Harrison: somebuddy has to work on their banana handling.

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Nic: Bro, check out that girls Banana handling..
Damien: Wow.. I wonder what else she's good at......
by Heezy Ford April 19, 2011
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Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.
Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014
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Handiginity

The first time you masturbate, therfore losing your virginty to your hand
Jose: Dude! i masturbated for the first time last night!
Don: Oh bro! looks like you lost your Handiginity!
by conolangus December 6, 2010
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Handling That Business

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.
The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.
by MARCISMS November 23, 2018
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man handling

Peach was man handling me as he dragged me from room to room in ventrilo without my consent.
by yewWishyewKnew February 9, 2014
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infinity plus shipping and handling

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"
by Bryan B June 9, 2005
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handlin my business

1. getting a favor done that you yourself probably could not do without this other persons help.

2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.

3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.

4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.
"Hey man, thanks for handlin my business earlier, when my parents came over."

"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"

"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"
by Jendoof March 7, 2010
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