Handicappable

To be handicapped or disabled while still able to live and function normally.
Word created/used by Brandon Rogers.

"You call me handicappable, because it's a fact that disabilities can't hold me back!"

"I am handicappable of math!"

by sothicsepia14 March 28, 2020

handicrapped

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012

handicapable

A term that many disabled people actually hate, that is a cutesy euphemism for disabled.

Nondisabled person: We don't say disabled. People like you are handicapable.
Disabled person: I hate it when nondisabled people refer to me as some cutesy euphemism like handicapable or differently abled. I'm disabled. #SayTheWord

by NickEBigD January 24, 2018

Pittsburgh Handiwipe

After anal sex, the male wipes the feces off his penis with his hands. Then uses the hair of the person he just had sex with to clean his hands.

"Bro, did your girl get dread extensions?" "No, I used her as a Pittsburgh Handiwipe."

by illyjoel September 2, 2012

Socially handicapped

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017