Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!

by Ninjalo October 5, 2004

Handicrap

(han-de-krap) An inaccurate and self-limiting belief, adopted as reality.

There's nothing that's actually keeping you from starting your own business other than the handicrap you're burdening yourself with.

by PD-XRay April 8, 2018