handicapable

Someone who is crippled or handicapped but takes offense at those terms and prefers "handicapable."

Adam tore his Achilles tendon and can't walk, but thinks he can. He says he's not handicapped, he claims to be handicapable.

by Anti AMac December 11, 2007

handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.

Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.

by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009

Socially handicapped

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

handicap dick

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.

Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009