Handicap 

Another word for coffin

Carrot: Hey! What do you say you give us a handicap?
Broccoli: Is that another word for coffin?

Handicap by brolythelegendarysupersaiyan May 24, 2024

Handicap 

Its old school and noone wants to use it. needs a new name and a positive vibe!!

The handicap person told me that they hate to use the name handicap.

Handicap by Jen007CA June 7, 2024

handicap dick 

Erectile dysfunction. A flaccid dick that can't grow into a boner no matter how much stimulation is put onto the useless thing.

Steven's got a handicap dick since he can't grow a boner throughout the stimulation of a blowjob.

handicap dick by malesarethedumbestwhores4ever January 18, 2017

Handicap Quality 

Any parking space adjacent to a handicap parking space.

Oh yeah, this parking spot is handicap quality!

Handicap Quality by Nugget789 June 14, 2023

Handicap Slap 

A game in which people look for cars with handicap tags . Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to slap while yelling, "Handicap SLAP!!!!"

Liz sees a handicap sticker on a car and yells, "Handicap SLAP!" while slapping Jason on the arm. He then turns to her and says, "Oh, its ON now!!'

Handicap Slap by Lizzywiz April 22, 2010

Handicap Shit 

When the shit you just took was so massive that you loose feeling to your legs and it leaves you unable to walk or function correctly.

Richard: "When are you coming over?"

Dan: "It might be a while because I just took a handicap shit."

Handicap Shit by Big J Fly July 26, 2016

Handicap slide 

Giving a handicap person a slide or pass because they are handicapped.

That guy with crutches, his first audition was good, the second... Not so much.

Yeah, they better not give him the handicap slide.

Handicap slide by mizsparklezz May 17, 2018