Skip to main content

premature handlation

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.
Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.
by jessymadethis December 27, 2010
mugGet the premature handlation mug.

handfag

The gay man that accompanies a diva everywhere she goes.
Person A: Did you see Madonna's new handfag?

Person B: Yeah, and he looked faaabulous.
by dxcrtvbynujimi January 21, 2010
mugGet the handfag mug.

handpatty

fool; patsy; sucker; a person who is easily manipulated or victimized
You think I'm some handpatty?
I can't believe I was fooled; I feel like such a handpatty.
by n/a May 31, 2003
mugGet the handpatty mug.

handfake hug

a greeting where you reach out a hand for a shake, and then instead go in for the real deal heart to heart hug
"I dont know why Drew always reaches out for a handshake , cuz i know he's always gonna pull a handfake hug on me"
by Gaiachild October 18, 2013
mugGet the handfake hug mug.

handfancy

Jason gave Dan a handfancy.
by chodaranger May 20, 2014
mugGet the handfancy mug.

Handfaggle

To move around a food item in a crude manor. Usually touching the food way too much.
Trey why did you have to handfaggle that damn pizza like that?
by Albino namekian January 24, 2021
mugGet the Handfaggle mug.

Silverfish Handcatch

a random reply to a random text, if your ever in need of a random reply this is the one for you!! it will stun anyone who sees it and keep them confused for days. it helps the mind to think and maintain thoughts for months to come..
random text: hello there jackie chan, i was just casually lying in my bed, thinking, and suddenly you crossed my mind..i also thought about pigeon shooting at the same time. and i thought to myself, i would love to take jack pigeon shooting in hyde park with my family!! what are your thoughts? than my thoughts turned R rated and you dont want to know the rest.. or do you??

random reply: Silverfish Handcatch!!!!
by Jeffery & Jemima & George & co November 1, 2010
mugGet the Silverfish Handcatch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email