by young drezzy August 11, 2010
Get the the badd bitch handbook mug.The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
by p-teK April 6, 2008
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(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)
"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"
similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"
"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"
similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"
by Golden Shower October 28, 2007
Get the fuck you buddy handbook mug.An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...
Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.
by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007
Get the male handbook mug.Ancient Handbook revealing the ways of Ninja's throughout past centuries. Detailing moves and remedies of ancient days, the Handbook is often used as a guide for Ninjas in training. Although the Handbook is considered by some to be a myth, because of a terrible Asian's mistake, 2 white people have learned of its existence. Naturally this sparked interest in the index.
How does Bruce Lee do all those wicked awesome flips and kicks? He must have learned them from his Ninja Handbook.
by half Korean half Czech Ninja! January 3, 2010
Get the Ninja Handbook mug.Basically the Terms of Service for a school or university. Just like the regular terms, nobody obviously reads it but they still break a few of its rules.
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