dirty hambaga

when you see something random/ weird/ messed up u call them or it a dirty hambaga

look at that clown he is a dirty hambaga.

by himenameisoej April 8, 2011

hambagel

1. noun--A situation that requires creative use of available resources; A precarious situation.

2. noun--A statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.

3. noun--A bagel, exclusively filled with ham.

4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.

5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.

1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.

2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"

3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"

4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."

5) "You are such a hambageler, Leeroy."

by JCSpags October 11, 2010

hambeast

Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.

"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"

by Siege February 16, 2005

Hamboning

A series of rhythmic slaps and pats on the body to create music. Can also be used to fend off muggers

Steven Hickman is the ultiamate hamboner

Rigby: "It'll be all like what, you tryin to mug me? *begins hamboning*"

by ShadowTheX September 10, 2010

Hambright

A type of Correctional Officer that is all talk and hides in the Office. Usually has a perch in a window that is visible to supervisors. Usually a cunt. Is probably good at sucking dick too.

See that guard over there he is a Hambright

by Richard McStuffins December 4, 2020

hamb

A term used in the facebook community "patto ur catto", originating from a photo of a cat with a slice of ham on its back. It is common to place b's after m's in words in this community, and someone commented "hamb". This word was thought by someone else to mean cat, and its usage shifted to this purpose.

"stripey hamb so cute"

"hamb is our god"

by someidiotontheweb October 8, 2019

Hambait

One who attracts chubby people.

Dude, you are so hambait. Look at that 400 pounder checking you out!

by Papaya and Tangerine Jones April 8, 2009