hamsterdick

An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.

1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.

2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.

3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!

by Raisou September 2, 2009

hamsterpenis

a penis as small as a hamster's penis

When I took off my pants she laughed at my shit, and shouted, "Its so small!" then called me hamsterpenis.

by fuckface December 10, 2003

hamstercide

When after a night of drinking the family hamster mysteriously goes missing.

"I didnt lose your hamster! it committed hamstercide!"

by lilboos July 21, 2012

Hamsterbitches

A very attractive female hamster that’s grabbing the attention of someone. There is a 100% chance to lay them.

„Hamsterbitches werden gelayed“ - jeder, immer.

by Ulfgunshot March 22, 2020

Hamsterjonas

A term used to refer to someone very bad at Rainbow Six Siege

Is that guy a Hamsterjonas? he is so bad.

by Golb007 March 8, 2021

hamstering

Expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.

by Skip Anderson April 9, 2008

Hamstering

A sexual practice which involves being locked away for an extended periods of time and being caressed/played with by the master, who is the so called owner of the hamster.

Jeff needed some thrills, so he went and found a good owner for some hamstering over the summer. What a way to spend a holiday!

by TheOneWhoLurks August 2, 2011