When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.
"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"
by LPawnShopL March 22, 2010
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2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008
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by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017
Get the Where do hamsters come from? mug.Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.
by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004
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Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012
Get the Milk for Dead Hamsters mug.A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.
Algernon is a hamstershaver.
by CM April 14, 2004
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Hammy is a karma whore.
by hs February 11, 2005
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