hamshank

An extremely sexy and intelligent person.

The Hamshank was superior to Cereal Killer

by Hamshank December 27, 2008

Habshack

When you realize words are just sounds humans use to communicate, that means you're habshacked.

“Man, I was habshacked today.”
“How?”
“Words are nothing but sounds!”

by shublade October 15, 2020

gyrating hamshank

You could but you shouldn't.

dropped the soap, surprised him with a gyrating hamshank

by noble sweetrolls January 1, 2012

hamshank

originally a word for a JOINT of ham... used to describe a rather large jimmy.

"thats a tasty hamshank"

by Jenibean November 24, 2006

Ham Shack

Also known as a "Bologna Bungalo", It is a shed or shack mainly used for Sexual acts with ones self.

Person 1: You going out tonight?
Person 2: No, I need to get in my Ham Shack and get rubbed down.

by Con-Queef-Tador January 25, 2023