flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011

hamsmanch

what. have. you. done.

*when you fail at life* "hamsmanch!"

by hansmache June 18, 2016

Hammiches

Some person on tiktok that stole my name
he plays tf2, state of decay and project zomboid
he really likes tally hall

“Yo have you ever heard of Hammiches?”
“No”

by kjiwi May 26, 2022

Hammiches

Silly little dude on a love quest

Did you hear about Hammiches' new post about looking for a partner? It was pretty funny.

by PJ_digi May 26, 2022

Hammiches

Silly little person on a love quest

Did you see Hammiches' new post about her having no partners? They're pretty cool ngl, hell if he was my friend that would be cool I think

by PJ_digi May 26, 2022

Hammich

The ham sandwich that Craig David dared to sing about

Took her for a hammich on Monday..

by olephant August 16, 2023

hammiches

some cool dude on tiktok

dude 1:"do you follow hammichesisback on tiktok?"

dude 2:"who?"

dude 1 continues to stab dude 2 then rip out his tounge

by truefeman June 8, 2022