Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.

Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli

by merpderple October 22, 2014

Hotpocket Party

A party only consisting of girls or women, or at lease overwhelmingly dominant in girls or women. The feminine version of sausagefest.

If Matt and Frank didn't show up, Jamie's party would have been a total Hotpocket Party!

by MakeAmends March 2, 2009

mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.

Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!

by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010

Hotpocket Herpes

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes

Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!

by Emobubbles August 18, 2010

Hampacket

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Todd: I totally mashed Sarah's Hampacket last night!
Rod: Ew.

by <yournamehere> March 10, 2009

hotpocket pussy

Pussy that smells and looks good but is burning people (stds)

That bitch got that hotpocket pussy

by Bamaboy February 3, 2014

carolina-hotpocket

the indescribable act of shitting in a friends shoe and leaving it out for him/her to put on!! as a joke...

" say i might just pull off a good old fashioned carolina-hotpocket

by sk8-n-pr@nk June 22, 2011