hampered 

Getting so drunk that you piss into your hamper then somehow manage to pass out in the piss covered laundry.

Man, I got hampered last night.

Jamie: hey mike, we need to talk. Mr. Boston's Rum should be banned. Every night we drink that shit I wake up with Polaroids of us at Marty's Mexican Joint hampered

Mike: yea. Hahahahahahaha

Jamie: dude! Seriously!! No!! The donkey show is one thing, but getting banged out like a virgin rag doll by Sheila shemale is another! They know me by name at the clinic now.

Mike: yea... I just thought you were into by now

hampered by [Black] July 3, 2014

Hammocked 

making plans and not executing it at all

"damn, we just got hammocked, he didnt even show up to his own plan tf dude" *cough john -C.L

Hammocked by lamchop916 November 2, 2011

Hammocked 

To be spun around in a front or backflip like motion and slammed to the ground. Similar to the “clothesline” but requires the victim be slammed down.

“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”

“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”

Hammocked by Ezekiel tha Prophet October 9, 2020

hampocket

a slang-term used for vagina, often used in a joking manner

can be shortened to 'hampocky' and 'hampock'

I have the worst wedgie! my hampocket is numb by now!

hampocket by anonymous December 16, 2020

Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment

"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"

Christmas Hampered by Four Square January 16, 2024