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Hamburger Problems

To have a problem with someone-- to have "beef" with someone, hence hamburger problems.
This bitch be talkin' she got hamburger problems.
by Mayor McPoon August 9, 2009
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Crazy Hamburguer

CRAZY HAMBURGUER, CRAAAZY HAMBURGUER! TITTIS HORRIBLE! CRAZY HAMBURGUER! CRAZY HAMBURGUEEEEER
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by Enzolegal September 30, 2020
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Evening Hamburger

An ancient tradition derived from the earliest of civilizations. It is normally an act of solidarity, but it can be used as a social function in a group of close friends (the “boys” if you will). The fact of the matter is that it is not just a hamburger you have in the evening (a common misconception by many) but it is an action within itself, a force to be reckoned with. It is the ultimate team building event, while it can also be a very personal and eye-opening experience.
The Evening Hamburger will commence in a half an hour.
by Ritch Wilson October 9, 2019
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Hamfucker

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.
1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."
by JEUNT April 15, 2010
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obama hamburger

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by sussy master September 13, 2021
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Hamburger Patty

When a guy is getting rammed in the fartbox by another fine gent, their balls clap together. A hamburger Patty is made by insertion of face between said clapping balls.
Did you hear about Sarah? She got the Hamburger Patty from Jamal and Tyreke.
by three-oh-five November 2, 2011
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Hamood

A weird thing that jumps up and down saying Hamood habibi.
by Boogerfarts1 October 15, 2019
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