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Hammersmashed

The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:

A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.

B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.

Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.

Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.
Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.

Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.
by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009
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hammerfish

a drink that consists of a lot of ice, vodka, monster, and a tiny bit of any fruit drink.
Dude, bro, i totally got smashed off of hammerfish and then picked up the deepest V from Abercrombie. and you know what i know by deep V.
by consauce September 3, 2012
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hammersmashed

"let's get hammersmashed tonight!!!"
"I was hammersmashed last night, I don't remember thing!!"
by chawke December 3, 2007
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Hammerlessness

While Jim was searching in his tool box, he suddenly discovered that he's in a state of hammerlessness.
by McLenin87 February 28, 2010
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Hammershark

Superior level of coolness that intimidates others. This is self-explanatory, as hammersharks have been qualified as the superior species by many intellectuals such as Shalini and myself.
Synonyms: cool, swag
- Wow Shalini, you are so hammershark / being such a hammershark right now !
*Shalini does the debbie ryan*
by papas egret May 16, 2021
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Hammerfest

A place in norway where there is nothing except eating at the ok restaurants. Maybe the gang of teens rding their bikes will insult you and ride away
"I was in hammerfest this weekend, I am not ok"
by CordlessBog September 27, 2022
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