shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk

"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"

by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009

Hanaa Hammered

Getting intoxicated to the point of no return.

"Man I was drunk last weekend"

Buddy: "Yeah you were totally wasted?"

"Yeah I was Hanaa Hammered"

by SlickPimp June 10, 2005

Hammerpunch

A punch using the base of your fist, like a hammer.

Kitty used a HAMMERPUNCH to knock Mia's teeth out.

by Paperkitty September 1, 2005

hammerhead shark

The most bad-ass animal ever created

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.

by SpeedySmith July 26, 2018

lets get hammered

Lets get super drunk. Or lets get fucked up ( by getting drunk)

Utsav - Wanna go to the bar?
Anup - Fuck yeah!! Lets get hammered tonight.

by nepaliboy September 7, 2016

hammered doggy

to be extremely hungover from an especially hard night of drinking or to lose at a video game

ryan is one hammered doggy!

by randalslightly April 17, 2011