Hammerpants

A traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. Often renounced when not worn as a novelty.

Person A: "Dude, hammerpants? Seriously?"

Person B: "My bad."

by Ketrinon November 20, 2009

hammerling

A sock, preferably a tube sock, that is half-filled with cat shit. Often used to hit a person or throw at a desired target.

Ryan: Why do you need my cat?
Paul: I think I can hit that old lady with a hammerling.

by Ben Walkingstick October 9, 2006

Hammerandfail

One of the worst down-bad people ive ever seen for matt. Im genuinely scared of their posts.

Diwlfnakwlfankr 1: you know Hammerandfail from tiktok?
Sjfkskfkskxjwnfk 2: im terrified of them…

by Elliott the awesome dude November 6, 2021

hammerlord

Hammerlord is often used as skateboarding slang. It means someone has done some hammerous trick consistently and most likely with some mad fake steez.(fake steez is all that matters) Skating switch can help you in gaining the title "hammerlord"

God dahm that guy is a friggin hammerlord, pulling shit from no where.

by hammerlordoner February 26, 2008

Beach Humberland

Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.

"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."

"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"

"No, a beach umbrella..."

"Beach hum...ber...land??"

"UMBRELLA!"

"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"

by geoff rowan October 16, 2008

Hammerlund

CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.

Wow, they look like a bunch of Hammerlunds!

Damn, that was just like hanging with a Hammerlund.

by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010

Hammerhand

The act of master-baiting in which the user's hands makes a motion similar to a hammer hitting a nail.

Johnny hammerhands to internet porn.

by N1337 November 25, 2009