hammertoe

A toe that is deformed because one or more joints are permanently bent.

My hammertoe points at a 90 degree angle!

by Tingle October 26, 2003

Hammertoe

When you can see a mans hammer through his pants, same as cameltoe only the man version.

Holy shit look at that dudes hammertoe!!!!!

by peteypablo204 December 3, 2009

Hammertoe

diesase that fuckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that fucked up thing in folk lore

you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe

by Squant0 December 10, 2007

hammertoe

A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.

Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.

by Chux December 9, 2003

Hammeltoe

An alternative phrase for ‘pain in the cunt’ which can be used to describe someone who’s as numb as fuck and gets right up your fanny.

I’m sick of him talking to me. He’s nothing but a Hammeltoe.

Six friend requests in an hour? Why doesn’t he get the message! Bloody Hammeltoe.

by bannedfromourgroup March 21, 2020