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When in doubt, Throw the Halfling 

A Barbaric proverb, stemming from Dungeons and Dragons, Implying that when the obvious fails, do something unexpected, the saying apparently started as an inside joke but now has spread to the general geek/RPG community
DM: There appears to be a secret door in that wall
Druid: *throws rock*
DML Nothing happens
Druid: Come on guys lets go
Barbarian: Can I throw the Halfling at it?
Rogue(hafling):NOOOOOOOO
DM: sure
Rogue: Noooooo
Barbarian: To late, I get annitiative
DM the door opens and the halfing takes 2 points of damage
Barbarian: When in doubt, throw the Halfling

bryan halling 

The act of orally pleasuring ones butthole. Not to be confused with a typical rimjob; the "Bryan Hall" utilizes a full tongue stroking technique along with full eye contact with the intended region. Commonly leads to Pinkeye for the providing participant.
Damn Adam I've been"Bryan Halling" that chick all night!
bryan halling by BuhDeavy December 11, 2013

Halling it up 

To wear a button-up shirt with the top two-three buttons open, and having no t-shirt under to cover the chest.
Those Europeans were so Halling it up.
Halling it up by Mr_Hall October 4, 2010
To be merged into half Midnighter and half Darkling. The term comes from Scott Westerfeld's Midnighters.
In the second book Touching Darkness,the midnighters found out that the darklings merged a midnighter with a darkling to be able to communicate with humans in attempts to stop a runway from being built on their land.Ex. Rex was turned into a hafling.
hafling by xExplosivenessx April 4, 2008

Josh Halling 

1) To steal a friend's (possibly best friend) girl even if they are not together, full well knowing that they like that girl already

2) To steal a friend's line, phrase or word
Person 1: Naheeeeeee
Person 2: Hey that's my line. Stop Josh Halling me
Josh Halling by Bender_Patrol August 22, 2011

Harfling 

A foreveralone asian who goes to clubs/parties eyt does not socialize. This person will instead only ask females to take pictures with him, as to appear popular in said photos.
Listen bro, we know you be harfling posting those pics. You don't really know those bitches son.
Harfling by xdestron January 15, 2012