Cuts you in half with a lightsaber 

A sentence interrupter created from the fact that in Star wars the old republic you have the option to kill people mid conversation.

So I was at the park the other day and I sa-

CUTS YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER

Cuts you in half with a lightsaber by Coined by Kummer May 11, 2010

Chopped-in-half 

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

Chopped-in-half by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

I’ll split her in half 

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.

Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.

I’ll split her in half by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018

Sawing the boat in half 

Taking things to extreme measures, just to prove a point

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!

Sawing the boat in half by Guildholm August 15, 2018

i'd break her in half 

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.

(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!

i'd break her in half by Sam Polk December 16, 2008

sawed a bitch in half 

When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.

Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!

sawed a bitch in half by Barncat6969 January 13, 2017

I sawed this atom in half 

Booom

America in 1945: I sawed this atom in half

I sawed this atom in half by My yee 2 February 17, 2021