Hairtonomy

The ability to style one's own hair.

I haven't had bangs since I gained hairtonomy.

by Really the Truth Guy February 18, 2023

hairtie syndrome

adj. When the vagina of a promiscuous individual has become extremely loose, therefore resembling an old hairtie.

n. Any somewhat loose coochie.

"She such a ho she probably gon' have hairtie syndrome fo' she 20."

"Nic and I have been doing it so much I'm afraid I'm getting hairtie syndrome already."

by Radishimoe July 1, 2008

hairtouchers

1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.

2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.

3. Gay hairdressers.

That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!

Those damn hairtouchers are a bunch of gaytards!

by igotthedefs February 13, 2009

Hairtopia

an unbelievable amount of body hair, in the pits, legs, chest, back, EVERYWHERE...could also be used when referring to an over grown pubic region

Dude, have you seen the body hair on Robin Williams? He's a freaking Hairtopia!!

by MaximaBella October 17, 2008

Hairtiehobo

Much like a hobosexual...
A hair tie hobo is a man that’s older has nowhere to live and can’t get it up and goes from relationship to relationship Performing with a hair tie

Be careful of the charms smiling with when they have nowhere to go and can’t get it up you’re dealing with a hairtiehobo
His lack of virility and sexual endeavors was worrisome and evident by the constant use of hair ties and a lack of place to live he became a hairtiehobo

by Goldsholl hobo April 10, 2020

Hairtiehobo

Much like a hobosexual...
A hair tie hobo is a man that’s older has nowhere to live and can’t get it up and goes from relationship to relationship Performing with a hair tie

That guy has nowhere to live and can't get it up without a hair tie oh my God he's a hairtiehobo

by Goldsholl hobo April 11, 2020

Hairtender

A female native of Western Pennsylvania. Her sole purpose in life is get married to a successful man. In the meantime she fills her days working at a hole in the wall bar and doing perms in her moms basement.

I’ve been trying to meet a woman with ambition, but all I can find are hairtenders.

by Gorgeous George Clooney May 17, 2021